you got too many urkles on your team thats why your wins low







  • this is lisa.


    lisa has gravity defying fake tits, is in her mid 30's and likes collecting vintage playboy magazines.


    while modeling she shared with us a story of a younger man she sleeps with but claims "he never wants to do anything else". apparently he just needs someone to snuggle with to sleep well. she said he talks in his sleep, "asparagus" being one of the words she remembers. he takes her on business trips to seattle and other places where she passes her time at the hotel bar drinking bourbon and coffee. afterwards she declared to the class she has the best job in the world because she gets to sleep naked whereas, she added, she does for free every night.

    kanye's album is taking over my car. and girl talk's new album is glitching my brain as i try to name every song i recognize.

    and medical marijuana is legal in az. time to make up some excuses. i'm anorexic and i need munchies to live fool. holla.
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