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bigducky
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baby jokes are...disturbing....ly funny. sometimes.
whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a corvette in my garage.
Thats the only one I know. And it kind of makes me want to cry |
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hashbrown
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haha i like that one
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Kevin
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| Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 8:00 am Post subject: |
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whats the difference between unloading a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork. |
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Charlos
Joined: 24 Feb 2008
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Location: Calarts, CA
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| Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 10:16 am Post subject: |
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what do you get when you cut a baby in half with a machete?
an erection |
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GabeLin
Joined: 22 Nov 2008
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How do you replace fireworks on the 4th of July?
Kill 100 babies weeks in advance and watch their guts bloat,rupture, and explode from the increasing pressure of natural gasses within caused by stomach dwelling bacteria.
..... yea |
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melimsah
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Location: Arizona
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| Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:14 pm Post subject: |
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ooooooooookay can we stop talking about dead babies now?? XD
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justonorblu
Joined: 04 Nov 2009
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Location: los angeles CA
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| Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 3:39 pm Post subject: |
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my god you guys are HORRIBLE, just watch, someone from calarts is gonna be like "HMMM, wonder what those AB kids are talking about today-OMG THEYRE A BUNCH OF SICK BABY HATERS-REJECT-REJECT-DENIED-REJECT!
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hashbrown
Joined: 17 Jul 2008
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| Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 4:45 pm Post subject: |
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| Charlos wrote: | what do you get when you cut a baby in half with a machete?
an erection |
we need to get you some help
| justonorblu wrote: | | my god you guys are HORRIBLE, just watch, someone from calarts is gonna be like "HMMM, wonder what those AB kids are talking about today-OMG THEYRE A BUNCH OF SICK BABY HATERS-REJECT-REJECT-DENIED-REJECT! |
F them! were awesome >:\
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melimsah
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| Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 6:03 pm Post subject: |
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XD Just, whatever happened to the good ol'fashioned elephant joke, huh?
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stomp out fires
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stomp out the burning ducks.
XD I just love silly jokes like that...
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cuttlefish
Joined: 23 Mar 2009
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Location: Santa Clarita
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| Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 6:05 pm Post subject: |
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| Someone really needs to get accepted, FAST!! |
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Kevin
Joined: 14 Dec 2008
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| Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 6:11 pm Post subject: |
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really lame jokes are my favourite:)
Who did the dictionary marry?
The vaginanary
What did Lady MacBeth say to her dog when he chewed up her shoes?
Out, damned Spot! Out, I say! |
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cuttlefish
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The mail just came, I didn't see anything colorful in it. Just a lot of plain envelopes. My hands were shaking as I looked through them because I didn't want one of them to be a rejection letter. Fortunately, none of them were! Unfortunately, this means yet another day of waiting. )=
This is really frustrating me, you guys. I don't understand why we haven't gotten our letters yet, accepted or rejected. Why does it take them so long??
I wish I could just go to the school and find out. Does anyone know when we're allowed to get our portfolios back? Maybe I'll just march over to the school, take mine back, and demand answers!! |
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melimsah
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| Kevin wrote: | really lame jokes are my favourite:)
Who did the dictionary marry?
The vaginanary
What did Lady MacBeth say to her dog when he chewed up her shoes?
Out, damned Spot! Out, I say! |
LOL at the Shakespeare one! XD Our school is doing Macbeth right now and I see that quote on all the posters.
How did Luke Skywalker get through the forest?
Ewoks. (Say it out loud XD)
How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
LET'S GO RIDE BIKES!!
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
answer one: because she's a woman
answer two: because she's DEAD!
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puddle
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Why did the zookeeper lose at poker?
Because he played a cheetah. |
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Kevin
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| Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 6:17 pm Post subject: |
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| puddle wrote: | Why did the zookeeper lose at poker?
Because he played a cheetah. |
lolololololol
I have so many good ones but I'm almost certain they'd offend some people on here. dammit! |
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